deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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(Source: asterkid, via asvprock)

  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via urbaninnfitters)

impaire:

I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.

(via urbaninnfitters)

2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

(Source: wurnbo, via one-step-closer-to-nothing)